Just as future reference for any guys out there who might find themselves wanting to ask for my phone number:

1.) Do not drench yourself in enough cologne to choke me.

2.) Do not wear a huge diamond earring on your left (or right) ear.

3.) Do not wear a blue and yellow, striped abercrombie polo.

4.) Do not be overly tan orange.

I’m not saying there is anything wrong with any of the above (yes I am), but if you stand in front of me looking like this and ask me for my phone number, there is a pretty good chance (100%) that I will not give it to you.