Every time I watch an episode of Louie- which, I watched an excessive number of episodes of Louie yesterday- my desire for a slice of New York Pizza increases tenfold. So, to put that into perspective, my desire for New York Pizza is immeasurable at this point. It extends out into the abyss of our unknown universe and crosses over to a new dimension. And every time I watch him throw away the crust, a little piece of me dies. Why’d you gotta throw away the crust, Louie? I would’ve eaten that!