“It’s amazing how entitled people think they are. People really think that they have shit coming to them, you know? And people think nothing bad should ever happen to them for some reason. You shouldn’t even have accidents happen to you. I was in a restaurant the other day and this guy, the waiter spilled some stuff on his coat and he did that thing that we all do now when we get stuff spilled on us…he was like, ‘What is the meaning of this?’ Just so outraged. ‘Do you know who I am?’ Yeah, you’re that asshole who was sitting there when that happened. So what? Maybe you’ll get hit by a car someday. Nobody gives a shit. You’re not entitled to anything in this world. You have to realize that.”
- Louis CK
All he cares about is treats. Treats & snoozin’. Look at him. Treats & snoozin,’ snoozin’ & treats.