February 2012
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Seattle Building Massive Edible Forest Filled with... →
BRB! Moving to Seattle.
[image via Organic Authority]
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How to smell like bananas forever
Buy your hospitalized grandma a banana in hopes that she will eat it in place of nasty hospital food.
Grandma refuses to eat banana, leaves it on table.
As you leave the hospital, look around suspiciously to make sure no one is looking, grab said banana, and toss it into your bag for later. (She was never gonna eat it anyway.)
Forget about banana and do not use your bag for three days.
Three...
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Dolores Umbridge
Mom: What did that lady we met at the hospital say her name was? Dolores…Dolores what?
Me: Umbridge.
Mom: Dolores Umbridge?
Me: Yeah, sounds right.
January 2012
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20 Images That Will Change Your Life →
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“Class has something to do with it, but there is something else going on. When I...”
– Katherine Newman, sociologist and dean of the school of arts and sciences at Johns Hopkins University- “Get used to living with Mom and Dad” ~ Salon.com
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“People choose shitty things. People choose 2 and a Half Men and NASCAR and...”
– The People’s Choice Awards Suck (Gawker)
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“Life is full of influences; It’s your application that sets you apart.’ That’s...”
– Charles “Mask” Lewis Jr. (via mr-slytherin)
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Decisions
I’ve been contemplating whether or not I want to continue posting to this here Tumblr since I decided to start this. I think I may have finally found a streamlined topic that I can see myself blogging about for an extended period of time. (I say that now, but only time will tell. Let’s be honest, how many other blogs have I started and abandoned over the course of my time on the...
December 2011
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Is it Christmas? →
Oh my god, is it!!!??
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“And the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the...”
– T.S. Eliot (via nedhepburn)
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Like poop?
Me (playing Words with friends): Is 'Poot' a word?
Michelle: Yea...
Me (playing the word and pressing send): Oh my god! It is! It's a useable scrabble word! But like, what is it?
Michelle: Like...poot. Ya know...poot.
Me: Like poop?
Michelle: No, like 'The train pooted...' I think of it like an onomatopoeia.
Me: Yea, no. I don't think that's what it is.
Me (on Wikipedia, about an hour later): It means fart.
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An email from Louis CK:
Hi. This is LOuie. It seriously is me. Im even going to leave the O stuipdly capatalized because who would pay an intern to do that?? Okay so you bought the thing with my fat face on it and you clicked the button that said i could email you. And i know that now you are thinking “aw shit. Why’d i let this guy into my life this way?”. Well dont worry. Because i really swear it...
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2011: A year of reading in review!
(Most links lead to something I wrote about the book or a favorite quote!)
Bicycle Diaries by David Byrne
Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen
Outlander by Diana Gabaldon
The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer (again!)
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Just Kids by Patti Smith
Freedom by...
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“Each of us, deep down, believes that the whole world issues from his own...”
– Chad Harbach, The Art of Fielding
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“I do love to learn. It’s all I feel like I’m ever doing. It’s really the best...”
– Louis C.K (via whydoihaveablog)
I wish I could have a constant feed of everything this man ever says streaming into my ears. Really.
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Exiting
I couldn’t figure out how to leave my house the other day. A bunch of construction workers have been working on the roof and they posed some major problems for me when I tried to leave and go to the gym on my lunch break.
I grabbed my headphones, a water bottle, and my keys, merrily jogged down the stairs just like I would any other day, and opened the front door to find a huge ladder and...
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